Scientific Results Prove That Cheese Is Good

It's almost noon, and I've only recieved ONE email from my sister. Just one! Plus it was from... 8:00, so I've been all done writing back for like HOURS!

Email about orange finger:

K: I bought some baked cheetos. As an experiment. A scientific one. To prove.... scientific facts. Like...... cheese is good. yeah, I want to prove that one, so I got baked cheetos. I'm pretty all for the scientific method. That involves junk food and the study of the elusive "orange finger" right? Yeah, I thought so.

T:i'm going to be doing a study on orange finger as it relates to sunchips later. we'll see what the scientific evidence reveals. probably that cheese is good.

K:**********CRITICAL UPDATE CRITICAL UPDATE***************

ACCORDING TO OUR CALCULATIONS, BAKED CHEETOS ARE JUST AS GOOD, IF NOT BETTER THAN REGULAR CHEETOS AND HAVE 1/2 THE FAT. HOLY SHIT BATMAN WE'VE GOT TO MAKE SURE THE PRESIDENT KNOWS OR GOTHAM WILL BE RIOTING IN THE STREETS!!!!!!

*********END CRITICAL UPDATE END CRITICAL UPDATE*********

T: My collegue, i may have to reproduce your study as soon as possible, so i can refute your findings. i'll get my data to you as soon as i complete my analysis.

in related news, harvest cheddar sunchips are not as good as we previously believed. i find that their flavor and orangeness is greatly surpassed by the "cheddar and sour cream lays potato chip".

My sister and I are wicked funny. I don't care if you don't understand it. It's probably because you're dumb, that's why you don't get it. Or because your first and last name doesn't start with K.